Law's we live by!

Mencken's Law

Those who can - Do.
Those who can't - Teach
Those who can't Teach - Administrate

Heller's Law

The first myth of managemenet is that it exists.

Anthony's Law of Force

Don't Force it - Get a large Hammer

Lowery's Law

If it Jams - Force it
If it Breaks - It needed replacing anyway

Murphy's Law

If anything can go wrong it will.

Sod's Law

Sooner or later, the worst possible set of circumstances will occur.

Truman's Law

If you can't convince them - confuse them.

Boren's Law

1. When in doubt - Mumble.
2. When in trouble - Delegate.
3. When in charge - Ponder.

The Kennedy Constant

Don't get mad - Get even.